kwangie:

Jaebum

• “how many cats is too many cats”
  
• “what does rabies look like”
  
• “why do people hate my bucket hats”
  
• “am i having an existential crisis”
  
• “what type of cat am i personality quiz”
  

Mark

• “one way ticket to LA”
• “why is my dad more popular than me”
• “how to get legal custody of my shared dog”
  
• “is time an illusion”
  
• “how to delete ‘A’ era ramen hair mark tuan off of the internet for good”
  

Jackson

• “how to get the world to drink green tea”
• “what are the benefits of drinking a gallon of green tea every day”
• “help i have too many gym memberships”
  
• “am i TOO devilishly handsome”
  
• “Jackson Wang GOT7 abs”
  

Jinyoung 

• “i keep periodically losing my social media logins”
  
• “when will Bounce by JJP die”
  
• “how to plot the murder of a dongsaeng”
  
• “why does everyone call me a wine mom”
  
• “acting agencies looking for handsome idols”
  

Youngjae

• “hello mr google!!!”
  
• “is my dog planning to run away with mark hyung”
  
• “how many times can i delete my insta pics before people start unfollowing me”
  
• “how to abolish every cucumber in the world”
  
• “i don’t know how to stop screaming”
  

Bambam

• “nearest gucci store”
  
• “every time i spend money i cry please help”
  
• “how many boots can i buy before people catch on that i have an addiction”
  
• “beginners guide to burning a bucket hat”
  
• “what is the newest meme trend i need it for science”
  

Yugyeom

• “how to tell if your hyung is plotting your murder”
  
• “how to make eye contact with girls”
  
• “my hyungs made soundclouds so should i do it too”
  
• “i forgot my soundcloud login”
  
• “music playlists that will make my hyungs think i’m cooler than i actually appear”

jemcarstairsdeservedbetter:

*wills phone ringing*

Tessa: wow you still call your father daddy? What are you, three?

Will, making direct eye contact with Tessa: Hey Jem

victortrevors:

hey i’m zeke bagels and i’m gonna punch a ghost and tell it to suck my dick

sharplmages:

*hitting depression with a stick* i have to pass this class

thegreatweissshark:

lizawithazed:

highgreenviahilsborough:

teukiewookie:

paradiddlette:

“1/4? Really? Who writes a measure of ¼. WHY would you write a measure of ¼?” 
“Because fuck you that’s why.” 

“I will literally trade you my sandwich for that practice room.” 
“Dude you should eat your lunch.” 
“I won’t be able to eat it if my teacher decapitates me for not practicing JUST TAKE IT.”

“I always wanted to look inside the percussion room. It’s like Narnia, but noisier.” 

“Satan created piccolos to punish the trumpets for their pride.” 

“I’m thinking about dropping music history.” 
“But why, don’t you need that class?”
“Yes but half of it is non-music majors and two people were having a discussion about why there were hashtags at the beginning of the music.”

“So my teacher convinced me to take the History of Rock and Roll over the Summer but it was an online course and he found the webcam filters and inevitably the first unit ended up being taught by a talking dinosaur on my webcam. This man teaches college theory.”

“SHH. Don’t say the theory teacher’s name. He’s like Beetlejuice. If you say it three times he’ll appear behind you and fuck your shit up.”

“I found out Mozart had a butt fetish and I’m never going to be able to stop calling him Mozfart.” 

“If I see a drink within 100 feet of that Steinway I will track you down and beat you with my harpsichord.”  

“Theres no way a tuba can fit in that tiny ass locker.”
“Not with that attitude.”

~somebody accidentally slams the piano keys with the backpack~
“Same.”

“It’s just simple stomps and claps.”
“I’m a SINGER. If I could stomp and clap don’t you think I’d be SOMETHING ELSE?!”

“It’s a simple repetition.”
“You’re a simple repetition.”
“Shut the fuck up.”

Me (drunk in a practice room at 3am because I wanted to see how it felt to play trombone when I can’t feel my face. Also, I’m slamming the piano keys with my forearms): FUCK YOU I’M HENRY COWELL

“I think the actors have been shortcutting through here again; I smell booze”

“what the fuck even is 5/4?″
“Mission: The Impossible Theme”

“radio feedback is absolutely a valid instrument”
“spoken like a composition major”

“Help my fist is stuck in the tuba!”

And my personal favourite:

-Awful noise-

“What was that!?”
“My hopes and dreams of making it in the industry.”

thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”

dyinanimemom:

theanti90smovement:

2016trashman:

I love when I’m studying outside and a bee is like “flower? r u a flower? I check! is laptop a flower? i check! No one here a flower… ciao!” and I wave goodbye saying thank you for visiting little bee!

Bees don’t think in English you fools. You imbeciles.

The bee said ‘ciao’ it’s obviously Italian

maikoa:

self care is drinking two jack in the box coffees at 7 pm and gaining enhanced vision of the shadow people you often see in the corner of your eye

casualitea:

Shownu: shy but a little cutie, jogs around the neighborhood every morning and smiles and waves every time he passes your house, sometimes walks you home from the bus stop

Wonho: always trying to flirt, hobbies include constantly standing in front of the window naked and then pretending he didn’t know it was open

Minhyuk: seems to always find a reason to go to your house and then never leaves, brings your family treats for no reason, throws random house parties that only you and Shownu ever show up to

Hyungwon: you have no idea what he looks like, last seen on the lawn in 1862 fighting Kihyun, the neighborhood is pretty sure he’s dead

Kihyun: a little shit, welcomes you to the neighborhood with a homecooked meal and then brags about how well it tastes the whole time you eat, hangs all his awards from school in front of the window for everyone to see

Jooheon: thinks he’s funny but is actually pretty annoying, blasts rap music at the most inappropriate times, thinks his mixtape is a good idea for a house-warming gift

I.M: awkward and confusing as hell, glares at your house every time he walks past even though you’ve never actually spoken to him, claims he “accidentally” threw that rock at your window

mjalti:

I love using the term “restroom” bc truly that is where I go to escape & recoup, to rest, like even the smell of dùdù is more welcome to me than some people’s presence

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

sugasclique:

Korean names have such a deep meaning like how Wonho means to “protect” and Monsta X means let them get their first win

remina-west:

congrats to white haired anime boys haiba lev and mayuzumi chihiro for avoiding certain death by escaping to sports anime 

queen-of-the-highhway:

pearswhy:

professor on the first day of class: *says the fuck word*
all the freshmen in the room: :O

“The fuck word”