nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

okaymad:

i always pretend to be such a coldhearted bitch but in reality i cry about everything, all the time. literally, always crying.

starfoozle:

“…fight me,” I mumble from where I’m lying motionless under three different blankets with no intention of moving any time soon.

youngpreciosa:

Sometimes you need a tall cute boy to cuddle you in bed with his hand up your shirt

truestoriesaboutme:

haillordsauron:

castlestark:

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

Lol

*cut to 15 years later*

“Miss, you have to make the hologram 3D.”

“What? Hold on, I’m trying to full screen this. Where’s the cursor?”

“There is no cursor, Miss. Flick your wrist to make the hologram 3D.”

“And that’ll fullscreen it?”

*entire class sighs*

fightingirwin:

sometimes i see photos of calum and start screaming in my head with a straight face

thetowndrugdealer:

when blogs comment on posts with “my blog will make you horny” like im already horny 24/7 i dont need your blog thanks 

alphajade:

this ain’t a meme it’s a goddamn frog face

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

dontletthisheartgo:

alexputyourpantsbackon:

Things that will make me fall for you:

• singing around me, even if you’re not the best
• talking about movies and books you love
• telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones
• sharing your music with me
• really talking to me…about your life and your future etc.
• maybe liking me back?
• yeah

lol tru

aleexgaskarth:

[dan howell voice] what th— phil

tennants-hair:

how many calories does crying in a corner burn

parasailin:

yes I know I’m sorry I was late but I put lotion on right before I left and it took me 20 minutes to get the door open

izico:

The fact that J-Hope said that his mom used to pet him for him to sleep was beyond adorable, I don’t think you know how adorable this is to me. 

So now he does it subconsciously himself… can you imagine the members petting him for him to go to sleep when he’s having a rough time? 

anactualangel:

When the shampoo girl is washing your hair and you have to hold your big ass head up by your neck…. THAT is a test of emotional and physical strength.