victortrevors:

hey i’m zeke bagels and i’m gonna punch a ghost and tell it to suck my dick

3loco:

soimlk:

lets fuck in an art gallery 

i mean you deserve to be pinned up against a wall 

you are a masterpiece 

pancakereport:

heartlikeicesoullikefire:

pancakereport:

psycho-trash:

pancakereport:

are there any good people named Tyler

Tyler Joseph’s a pretty good guy

are there any good people named Tyler

I WILL FUCK YOUR FACE TO HELL TYLER JOSEPH IS AMAZING

anyway

locomotor-timey-wimey:

amnesiacbucky:

tittycroissantsyo:

basement-relatable:

noiz-sexual:

nightram:

sciencemegently:

girlpanties:

girlpanties:

grimdarkthroes:

I don’t know if you know this but here’s a live feed of porn searches being made right now. 

ARE THESE EVEN FUCKIGN REA L

averagefairy:

i hate when people ask me to “watch their stuff” like what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it. do i have to fight them. i’m not ready 

carpe-diem-rah:

hotsuburbandad:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

The invention of broth

tokomon:

my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

ascoutinglevi:

this-ugly-flower:

death-limes:

“omg i love Harry! his British accent is so cute!”

THAT RED THING IS CALLED HARRY?

oi mate “that red thing” is a member of the royal family