subteraneans:

yuurier:

and they were roommates

oh my god they were roommates

zlmbo:

its honestly so got dam funny that nobody can tell if its real or not because of how its fucking gumball

kaizzzi:

Kyungsoo has to start the game by saying “I love you” but ended up offending Jongin’s entire being.

Bonus:

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Game rules: one member is supposed to say I love you or I hate you to the person next to them. That member shouldn’t laugh or else he’ll lose. (basically a new version of this video.)

kyungsohs:

180203 nature republic fan festival → kyungsoo is touched by the rilakkuma project 

chefpyro:

charlesoberonn:

Non-english-speaker culture is winging it through video games from before you knew English, only understanding 30% of the dialog.

In Crash Bandicoot 2 this one character says “I’m going to destroy the space station” and 6-year-old me thought he said “playstation” so I cried and turned the game off cause I was scared that he was gonna destroy my console.

suho-mochi:

when you realise that smol cherry man can actually end you

some-fantastic-url-name:

just-watch-me-hachiko:

ulanji:

torukun1:

letmebecrystalqueer:

yourfavmoroccan:

i-am-haram:

chai tea (tea tea)

naan bread (bread bread)

sharia law (law law)

sahara desert (desert desert)

lake tahoe (lake lake)

el camino way (the way way)

pendle hill (hill hill hill)

soviet union (union union)

mississippi river (big river river)

the los angeles angels (the the angels angels)

hula dance (dance dance)
dc comics (detective comics comics)

shakira (shakira)

jemcarstairsdeservedbetter:

*wills phone ringing*

Tessa: wow you still call your father daddy? What are you, three?

Will, making direct eye contact with Tessa: Hey Jem

sameenaf:

discourseful:

discourseful:

this is literally THE SINGULAR funniest fucking comment about kink i have EVER on this website

MOM IM 13 AND I NEED TO ASK YOU ABOUT BONDAGE?

if you ask your mom for a ride to a kink party she can legally disown you

madsciences:

doom-exe:

madsciences:

onewingandabrokenhalo:

madsciences:

kilbaro:

JESUS?? 

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JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them

Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?

Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens

Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.

So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish

yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable

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a true inspiration

fyjjong:

this has become a roo blog. jonghyun would want it no other way.

joonjuly:

it will be delicious, they said

realestsuggestions:

imagine how great it would be if your favorite person was laying in bed next to you right now giving you soft kisses

yixingsosweet:

there’s been a lot of negativity going around that surrounds baekhyun. not sure where it’s really coming from but his last ig post really made me worried and then to hear/see things that could be related. just like the rest of exo, and probably similar to your groups/biases (if you’re not into exo but seeing this), he really worked hard to get to where he is. just because he’s part of sm/exo doesn’t mean they have it easy. he worked really hard, and even with things he was lacking because he only trained for a year, he’s definitely worked hard to get to where he is now. just because you don’t like his voice or how he looks with or without makeup doesn’t call for the negative comments. he is human afterall and is vulnerable with all the comments that goes towards him.

not only is he talented in his own way, he is also very loving and caring towards the other members. and the same is given back with them. and let’s not forget he still thinks about them as 12 with his slip ups so we know he still cares for the three that left.

you may not like him for some reason and that’s okay. to each their own. but remember they are humans and have feelings.